March 2007... The Month That Will Be Hard To Beat

I wish my prose were as witty as Nicky J's, but it's not. But here we go anyway...

So Bob Seger is pretty much the shit, right? He is from Ann Arbor/Detroit and has played a concert in house in which I dwell. His song "Mainstreet" is rumored to talk about the street about a mile or so to the west of where I sit and write this. I have heard arguments that this would be cool were it 1978 or some other year around that period, that Bob Seger has not been relevant in over 20 years... Yeah, so? I have not farted in like 5 minutes, but that one I let go back then is sure relevent. Not to compare Bob Seger to a fart, I was talking about the power they both controlled and the cone of influence they both initiated. My gas caused someone to leave the room; Bob Seger caused millions of people to enjoy some kick ass tunes. So, in a way, Bob Seger is like a fart; but he would be a fart that smelled like sweat, Michigan soul, awesomeness, and coolality.

Okay, I am not really sure what happened in that last paragraph, but I'm gonna keep going.

The reason these topics are intertwined, is that both happen in March of 2007. Bob Seger will tour through on the 13th and the other event will happen on the 23rd. What is it you ask? The most anticipated film of the centurty... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! (a link here goes to the trailer). Need I say more?

Alright, I had some high expectations for this post... but I slowly realized that no one really cares about the things that I do. So even if I have to go to both alone, I will. Screw all of you. I'm gonna go eat some Orea Pie. At least I have that on Nicky J! Hahahaha.