More Tigers Baseball and Your Ideal Mate
Today, after the game was cancelled last night, the tigers and future rookie of the year Justin Verlander, beat the Yankees in game 2 of the ALDS. The Yankees (fans) thought they would walk all over Leyland's boys, but that won't happen. Wes "The Gambler" Potts was sure the Tigers would blow it like they did game 1. But I said to him, I said "Leyland won't let that happen. He won't let them lose." And I was right... as far as game 2 was concerned.
Game 3 will feature Kenny Rogers against Randy Johnson... The Gambler against the Unit. What I see happening is the Tigers will come out well and will win game 3. Then, against a wall, the Yanks will take game 4 on Bonderman's start and a huge first inning. Then, in game 5, the Tigers will beat the Yanks again on another good start from Verlander to take the series.
As for the other series, the A's are going to win in 4 or 5. The Twins will not complete the comeback. Radke is old, Garza is too young (this not affect Verlander because he is cooler), Bonser has a weird first name "BOOF" sp?, and Santana cannot pitch 2 more games. Therefore the Twins will lose.
Hence the A's will play the Tigers in the ALCS. I really think people have overlooked the A's. They have 5 strong starters, some great infielders, and a good bullpen. Being an optimist, the Tigers will take them in 5. Therefore, I need to start working on my parents for an early Christmas present...
LET'S GO TIGERS!!!
Alright. Now for the "iffy" part of this blog. As we all know, I don't have much luck with women. I was very lucky to date a wonderful girl for nearly 6 years who taught me more about myself than I thought someone else could. Maybe I should thank her for that... Maybe she will read this... Anyway, we all know I suck at talking to girls. So, while chillin' with some friends the other day I said something to the effect of, "What I need is a dude with boobs and a vagina." That may come across as really dumb and somewhat "iffy" (in many ways). But I really thought about it, and I still maintain that it is true.
Things about me anyone stumbling upon this already knows, I am very lazy, I like picking on people, I love sports, am stubborn, and am very low maintenance. I would like a girl who likes sports, is low maintenace, can go out wearing a t-shirt and jeans, and can drink a beer and rip on me for the many stupid things I do (rule number steve) while I rip on her for the stupid thing she did recently.
I realize that saying, "I do not want a girly girl" would accomplish about the same while not having the strange undertones of what I said before, but that is one more reason I stick with my previous statement. Anyone who cares about the way I put it originally stated my thought would probably not fit into the type of person who can take and give some verbal sparring (in jest of course).
So there you have it. Take it for what you will. I cannot think of anymore cliches, so I am done. I would like to hear what you others think. Girls, guys, what would you like to see in a potential "whateversexyouareinterestedin"friend? This way I can also see who is reading this.
GO TIGERS!!!

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